Finding the value of X

I was reading a lot about myths today,

Wed, 22 May 2013 19:42:04 +0100

And I swear, every fucking ruler of gods had a prophecy that they’re children would overthrow them.

The solution? Eat the babies!

Also Zeus has given birth to quite a few kids, though mostly through the head/thigh.

Gods are weird.

So how come there aren't any reality TV shows about stupid upper-class people?

Wed, 22 May 2013 19:26:49 +0100

thesentencetrailsoff:

There is, it’s called Made In Chelsea and it makes me want to kill myself.

I guess so, but that’s a “scripted reality” show, so it’s more them being idiots on purpose for money then it is about them being exploited to make other people money.

So how come there aren't any reality TV shows about stupid upper-class people?

Wed, 22 May 2013 19:01:33 +0100

If I ever make a short film, I am so calling it “Idle to us.” Because of reasons…

Wed, 22 May 2013 18:28:47 +0100

If I ever make a short film, I am so calling it “Idle to us.”

Because of reasons…

ikneeltothegodofmischief: makeupbag: bloodstainedbikinis: g...

Wed, 22 May 2013 12:21:26 +0100

ikneeltothegodofmischief:

makeupbag:

bloodstainedbikinis:

galactic-gal:

princessleathercock:

acceptmyawkwardness:

superspecialawesomeattack:

makeupbyjanny:

onlymakesusstronger:

jamesxfc:

As a guy, I think the top one looks way better. Just sayin’.

yeah, guy here, top looks way better

You know what’s crazy?! That some women don’t wear makeup to impress men. Some women do it because they like it. When I wear 5 different colors on my eyes with bright ass pink lipstick I KNOW that shit ain’t cute. But you know why I do it? Because makeup is about having fun and being artistic. So if you don’t like my fabulously defined eyebrows I’m okay with that, I didn’t need your approval anyways. I just think some men really need to put their egos to the side and STOP thinking that everything women do is to impress you guys.

Yeah, because women wear high-heels because they’re SO comfortable, right?

No, women (at least me and my friends) wear heels because they’re fun to wear. Sure, they get uncomfortable, but we’re not wearing them for comfort, we’re wearing them to feel good and because we feel sexy in them.

And you’re probably gonna be like “but why do you want to look sexy? For men.”

But no. I like feeling sexy because it helps with MY confidence. It’s not about other guys, i’m already in a committed relationship, but I like feeling good about how I look. Also, even before my relationship I would wear sexy lacy underwear and bras, but NO ONE were seeing them, so why did I wear them? Certainly not because they’re comfortable. Because I feel great about myself when I’m wearing them.

This^

Here’s my two cents for the beta males that have a problem with the high heel makeup wearing ladies. Don’t date them.

Go date a girl who doesn’t wear makeup or high heels.

Write to your favorite nudie magazine and ask for less airbrushed no makeup wearing models for you to wank to

Stop telling other women what to do with their bodies

And stop believing that any expression of a women’s self is directly meant to please your prick

^ BOOM!!

Important commentary bolded.

Yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeees

I was reading a book about Buddhism toady

Mon, 20 May 2013 17:59:45 +0100

And I realized that you can change a drunk anecdote into a Buddhism anecdote just by saying “And then he/she achieved enlightenment.”

Seriously, there’s a story about a master who cut off his students finger because he was shushing him. And then the student achieved enlightenment.

I love Buddhism.

I wish bitch wasn't an insult

Fri, 03 May 2013 22:59:15 +0100

Because it would make a fucking great compliment. If someone was a bitch, it would mean someone who speaks their own mind, can stick up for themselves and is dedicated to these things.

Bitches rule.

smashedglass-proceedings: The news keeps going on about ‘how well’ UKIP have done in these council...

Fri, 03 May 2013 16:19:27 +0100

smashedglass-proceedings:

The news keeps going on about ‘how well’ UKIP have done in these council elections when really all they’ve achieved is replacing the Lib Dems as third party

Still kind of saddening though

I think what’s more saddening is the voter turnout percentages, I haven’t seen a single one over 50%.

Here's the main problem with playing Castlevania, Symphony of the Night on PS Vita:

Wed, 01 May 2013 22:49:49 +0100

*Playing Castlevania

*Puts Castlevania down for a bit while doing something else

*Come back to Castlevania and holy shit a fucking bat kill it kill it why are you not getting damaged fuck you here eat holy water haha now you’re fucked what you’re still not taking any damage what the flying fuck here what if I oh wait that’s my bat. Fuck you instinct.

The penis get's a bad rep,

Wed, 01 May 2013 22:46:09 +0100

People always blame the dick for bad decisions, but it’s not it’s fault, it’s just a lump of meat.

It’s the balls that are the real masterminds here, the wankers.

theremina: (via)

Tue, 23 Apr 2013 18:49:31 +0100

theremina:

(via)

nyehs: DID YOU KNOW THAT “HECK” IS A COMBINATION OF “HELL” AND “FUCK” A WORD CREATED OUT OF TWO BAD...

Sat, 20 Apr 2013 00:52:00 +0100

nyehs:

DID YOU KNOW THAT “HECK” IS A COMBINATION OF “HELL” AND “FUCK” A WORD CREATED OUT OF TWO BAD WORDS THAT IS TREATED AS THE LAMEST WORD EVER WHEN IN REALITY IT IS DOUBLE BAD

Yes, I am 100% sure this is how words work, you custard.

Also sorry that my blog has pretty much become "Sean corrects things,"

Sat, 20 Apr 2013 00:39:16 +0100

But I just get tired of people repeatedly falling for the same shit over and over again.

I like to think of myself as a Tumblr QI.

Another interesting fact is that when you reblog anything, you can edit the title,

Sat, 20 Apr 2013 00:37:28 +0100

And the text inside the post,

bloodoflions:

Even things said by other people!

So yeah, don’t take everything you see at face value, especially if it has Some Very Strange Grammer.

PS James thanks for letting me use your post as an example.

There are a number of different ways for people to tricking you into thinking that something is official.

Sat, 20 Apr 2013 00:24:47 +0100

For one, in the advanced options, you can make anything your “Source”.

littlespacecase: Men’s IssuesSocietal expectations of masculinity Societal expectations to provide...

Sat, 20 Apr 2013 00:19:59 +0100

littlespacecase:

Men’s Issues
Societal expectations of masculinity

Societal expectations to provide for women

No long term reversible male birth control

Men who are raped are more likely to remain silent and be dismissed or outright laughed at

Unfair treatment in child custody battles

Alimony

No support for male victims of domestic abuse

Not men’s issues

The friend zone

Women not dating you

“Fucking femnazis”

successed: dont-you-w-o-r-r-y: tiffany1fugit: l-umiere: nerah...

Fri, 19 Apr 2013 20:51:35 +0100

successed:

dont-you-w-o-r-r-y:

tiffany1fugit:

l-umiere:

nerahsladnuh:

Einstein and his therapist.

I will always reblog this.

i’ve been looking for this picture for ages, i love it, something about it just…gets to me

“happiness in intelligent people is the rarest thing I know”

I thought i lost this

Translate all the stories you like onto image, it’s not actually true. It’s not actually Einstein and his therapist. It’s Einstein and Cord Meyer Jr.

http://images.google.com/hosted/life/5995548573839d10.html

Ever just been happy you weren't the one to open the door?

Fri, 19 Apr 2013 18:28:00 +0100

I wonder how many times you’ve saved someone without even realizing it.

Fri, 19 Apr 2013 14:57:45 +0100

I wonder how many times you’ve saved someone without even realizing it.

Go damnit people in Farcry 2, you talk way too fast.

Thu, 18 Apr 2013 19:55:15 +0100

Cunts.